I really need to get round to giving my apartment a good scrub. I fear things moving in without notification or helping with the rent ( Read more... )

I think my loofah's gone off.

My hand smells weird.

I bet the spiders did it.

SO IT APPEARS THAT MY BATHROOM SINK HAS BECOME A CENTRE FOR ANTS. AND IT'S THE BATHROOM SINK ONLY. ER, WTF. NEAREST I CAN FIGURE IS THAT WHEN I WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH THE OTHER DAY, THERE WERE LOADS OF ANTS CRAWLING ROUND ON THAT DAMNABLE GATE, ONE HITCHED A RIDE WHICH I SUBSEQUENTLY PICKED OFF IN THE BATHROOM, AND IT CARRIED ON FROM THERE ( Read more... )